Ranking the NBA Mascots

Why the hell not? If you disagree with these rankings comment below. There is a system to determining which mascot is better than which I just refuse to reveal it. Final note: some NBA clubs don't have mascots. We are going best to worst in this list:

1. Benny the Bull
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2. Stuff the Magic Dragon
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3. Hugo the Hornet

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4. Rumble
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5. The Raptor
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6. Jazz Bear
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7. Bango
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8. The Coyote
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9.  Rocky
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10. Slamson
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11. Hooper
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12. Crunch
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13. Harry the Hawk
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14. Champ
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15. Moondog
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16. Boomer
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17. Franklin
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18. Pierre the Pelican
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19. Grizz
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20. The Gorilla
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21. Clutch
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22. G-Wiz
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23. Burnie
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24. Blaze
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25. Chuck
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26. Lucky
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