The Hater's Guide to NBA Power Rankings
With the NBA season coming around the corner this October, there are a multitude of power rankings, free agency recaps, and panic that the Warriors have all but locked up the NBA championship for the next decade. So, with that all said here is the Hater's Guide to our own version of NBA power rankings. No team is safe from verbal evisceration. We're going from first to worst: 1. Golden State Warriors: The Warriors continued to ruin the NBA season by adding Demarcus Cousins to a line-up that includes a collection of MVPs, future hall-of-famers, and all stars. Competitive balance is just an illusion, so long as this team (as currently constructed), continues to exist. 2. Houston Rockets: So let me get this straight. A western conference power on the cusp of dethroning the Warriors (twice) let go of an invaluable three-and-d wing in Trevor Ariza, and added a Carmelo Anthony (because I don't know what his role is either). The Rockets should start a lecture circui