Power Ranking Weird NBA Stadium Food

Baseball is known for having strange food items at a variety of their ball parks. So in the spirit of ranking weird food, I have found some of the stranger NBA foods and decided to rank them. I have not personally tasted any of these items so I think I am therefore the most impartial judge. We are going weirdest to least weird. Lets get to the ranking:

1. Triple Double (Phoenix Suns): This is a double stack of beer-brat patties, beer cheese sauce, caramelized onions, and cider slaw on a butter toasted pretzel bun.
 

2. Brisket Potato Waffle (San Antonio Spurs)
 

3. Fried Dessert (Oklahoma City Thunder): Cheesecake or Twinkies, your choice.


4. BBQ Pork Flauta (Denver Nuggets)


5. Topped French Fries (Boston Celtics): Dealers choice, you've got the options of chicken parmesan, steak and cheese, buffalo chicken or garlic parmesan.
 

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