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Here's a triptych that I made.

Sound on Blog Exercise

My friend shares a dark thought he's had while cruising through the Southern California streets.

LeBron James is Aaron Rodgers

With the NFL season in full swing no one is quite ready for a serious NBA season preview. So instead I offer to the world a definitive and indisputable list of comparisons. In this case, which starting NFL quarterback most closely resembles a current NBA player. Not in terms of physical appearance, but in terms of their career arc, current situation, media narratives, and my own personal opinion. This is clearly an exact science, but if you disagree with the list feel free to comment. Lets start in the AFC.  AFC 1. Tom Brady is Stephen Curry : This is difficult, because there isn't really a current NBA player who can match Tom Brady's accomplishments. However, Stephen Curry is a two-time MVP (one time unanimous) and a three-time NBA champion. Thats about as close as it gets to five Super Bowls.  In addition, Tom Brady played for an undefeated Patriots team that lost in soul crushing fashion to the Giants in Super Bowl XLII, and Curry played for a 73 win Warriors team ...

The Hater's Guide to NBA Power Rankings

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With the NBA season coming around the corner this October, there are a multitude of power rankings, free agency recaps, and panic that the Warriors have all but locked up the NBA championship for the next decade. So, with that all said here is the Hater's Guide to our own version of NBA power rankings. No team is safe from verbal evisceration. We're going from first to worst: 1. Golden State Warriors: The Warriors continued to ruin the NBA season by adding Demarcus Cousins to a line-up that includes a collection of MVPs, future hall-of-famers, and all stars. Competitive balance is just an illusion, so long as this team (as currently constructed), continues to exist. 2. Houston Rockets:  So let me get this straight. A western conference power on the cusp of dethroning the Warriors (twice) let go of an invaluable three-and-d wing in Trevor Ariza, and added a Carmelo Anthony (because I don't know what his role is either). The Rockets should start a lecture circui...